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Tree Licker

Those tree lickers live in igloos
by Canadian Troll December 12, 2021
mugGet the Tree Lickermug.

Tree drilling

To have sex with your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole
Yeah I was tree drilling dave
by Big boy Neil May 7, 2019
mugGet the Tree drillingmug.

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020
mugGet the tighter than bark on a treemug.

tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree
thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass
by BlackMagic666 December 19, 2017
mugGet the tree assmug.

tree hugger

Often used by me-huggers (i.e.selfish and self-centered people who refuse to care about others and the world around them) to insult those people who deeply care about the environment and the people around them. Tree-huggers love more than just themselves, As with many pejorative labels that aim to hurt and belittle others, the term tree-hugger has been proudly embraced by those who truly want to save the planet for future generations.
I am a proud Trump-voter, unlike those tree huggers in the blue states.
by MK11222 April 10, 2017
mugGet the tree huggermug.

Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.
by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018
mugGet the Cranberry treemug.

tree

omg is that tree?
by strawberry roses February 23, 2022
mugGet the treemug.

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