Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Toe Jam

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.

"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."

by Savantic May 21, 2020

toe automatics

When you like to suck toes during sex

Shorty wanna come over and let me do some toe automatics on her

by Mynameisskylarbittner June 2, 2018

Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018

Toe-ding

When one persons sexual partner has intercourse with their toes in the vaginal area

“Last night my man’s toe-dinged me😊😊”

by Goonius III February 24, 2024

toe jam

a flavour jam that between the toes that is brown.

Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.

by eipxanele December 17, 2021

Dirty Toes

A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.

dirty toes knows dirty hos

by byeb August 20, 2021