Someone who is deceitful and two-faced. Someone who will try to hurt you for absolutely no reason at all or because they didn’t get what they want. They will seem nice, respectful, and caring so they can grow a bond, a friendship and try to be your friend so in the end they can strike, and backstab you. Snakes typically try to receive information that can hurt somebody’s reputation, such as asking for inappropriate pictures, or using them for their money, etc. They will do this while acting innocent and trying to put the blame on you. It can be very difficult to spot a snake (or snake in the grass, another term used) cause of their ability to get close to somebody and seem like a trustful friend.
The term “Snake” or “Snake in the grass” is used to describe these people due to the fact that snakes can seem gentle, and friendly, but in reality can hurt you quickly, without notice.
The term “Snake” or “Snake in the grass” is used to describe these people due to the fact that snakes can seem gentle, and friendly, but in reality can hurt you quickly, without notice.
Amy: “I’ve been talking to this one boy recently”
Liz: “Oh really? Who?”
Amy: “Zach, he’s reallyyyyy nice!”
Liz: “Is he the tall one with glasses?”
Amy: “Yeah why?”
Liz: “He ghosted a few of my other friends, I heard he’s a Snake, be careful of what you say and do.”
Liz: “Oh really? Who?”
Amy: “Zach, he’s reallyyyyy nice!”
Liz: “Is he the tall one with glasses?”
Amy: “Yeah why?”
Liz: “He ghosted a few of my other friends, I heard he’s a Snake, be careful of what you say and do.”
by anonymous_3_44 March 30, 2020

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023

Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020

omg riya is such a snake!
dp’s sister needs to stop being a snake
riya malhotra is a snake who is obsessed with dylan ferrer
dp’s sister needs to stop being a snake
riya malhotra is a snake who is obsessed with dylan ferrer
by da_real_tea_sipper October 14, 2019


Someone who looks and acts innocent to appear harmless but later bites you when you're not looking.
Some traits of snakes:
1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them randi (whore).
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.
Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.
Eg. T-Rex
Some traits of snakes:
1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them randi (whore).
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.
Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.
Eg. T-Rex
Person 1: Stay away from him. He's a snake.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
by Idontliketrading September 27, 2021
