Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

super nut

When you dont masturbate for a month and have the best nut ever

Guy 1: "Man I didn't fap for a month and decided that today was the day I do that again."

Guy 2: "I bet your nut must have been like a drug high"

Guy 1: "I guess you could call it a super nut"

by WobbenBuffet January 24, 2017

Crack a nut

The act of cracking a nut

This shit is gonna make me crack a nut so hard

by Smidii January 22, 2018

Dog nuts

A verb to describe usually an ugly person, usually male.

He thinks he is so hot but in reality he is dog nuts

by Agent Cyn January 25, 2018

test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it

I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.

by Bonejangles August 6, 2019

nut freeze

its when ur get so cold your nuts shrink and schwrivel up.

look at how small that guys sack is!!!
"shutup i have got a nut freeze"
"sure you do, HAHAHHA"

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

by kingsexy February 3, 2003