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Josh

by FieryPhantomjs112 December 16, 2019
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Josh

Josh:

Typical white name

If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)

Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.

Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.

They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.

Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.

Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
by Sonik0823 December 23, 2023
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josh

hey, its josh the jewish kid.
by missile toe February 24, 2020
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Josh

Josh is loving , caring and kind like a golden retriever . He’s supportive of you and try’s to crack jokes even when they’re not funny . He’s so sweet and caring and brings flowers to your door takes you on dates . He always makes an effort to work things out with you no matter what .

Honestly if you meet a Josh you are a very lucky don’t let him go I don’t think I’ll ever meet another like him . He’s one of a kind .
Whey it’s Josh!
by izra_x January 1, 2023
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Josh

A pompous prick who thinks they are the best. Often students who mistakenly think they’ll make good leaders.
Jesus... that Josh is a cocky prick.
by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019
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Josh

is so bipolar, doesn’t know what (s)he wants. Very much a player. Mostly bipolar.
Goddamn. Josh is so bipolar
by 123Nandos321 February 16, 2020
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Josh Peck as Kenneth Bainbridge

Josh as Kenneth Bainbridge in Oppenheimer; smart, sophisticated, and a bit dorky, just like his days in 'Drake & Josh.' Top tier actor in my books.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Remember that dorky guy from 'Drake & Josh?'

Person 2: Yeah! Now he's a physicist in Oppenheimer! Josh Peck as Kenneth Bainbridge, my man.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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