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Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
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Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
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Done me a golden

The art of doing a favour and recieving nothing in return
Ah Cheers for covering that shift stu you've done me a golden
by Big grizz127 November 22, 2023
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Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.
Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .
by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023
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Golden Limit

someones ability to gain maximum amount of knowledge/skill on a specific topic.
I've reached my golden limit, I cannot get any better dude.
by AnonISfake September 19, 2019
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Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.
by Stephlog June 2, 2024
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golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.
Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor
by Goldenachor November 27, 2013
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