Free Hookup Pass

This coupon is for one hook up session only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Adam used his free hookup pass on his crush. He had a great time with her.

by MilfLover32 July 24, 2021

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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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free promo

When you fuck a girl and she tells her friends

I fuck her she tell her friends, man I love some free promo(tells her friends about the good fuck), and I love a freak how though

by Chiefkeefperks April 22, 2022

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Free Estimate

Unsolicited life advice.

Free estimate, buddy; your life is in the shitter.

by CarlisleQueen November 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

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Free Wheeling !

This block is an engine off block that shuts off your cars engine, once you touch it, the car will just slowly roll all the way until you reach the next checkpoint, where the engine turns back on.

I must jump over this "Free Wheeling !" block to get a 45.79

by Josh Eli Newton May 7, 2023

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