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Side Pocket Shit Stick 

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!
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jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Stick

When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.
Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.

hit the acorn with a stick 

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person
girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”

stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files 

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files
Hey ( insert name here ), I have two words for you: Marry Me!

I luv u, ( insert name here )!

noob stick 

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.
Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick
noob stick by The Professor November 7, 2003

Fudge Stick 

When you are done performing anal sex with a girl and you pull out your penis and there is feces on the flesh or condom.
Her: Wow that was amazing....
Him: WTF!!! You gave me a fudge stick
Her: ooops....I guess I didn't wipe that well
Fudge Stick by bobdawg423 October 15, 2008