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castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there
Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!
by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025
mugGet the castle-retardmug.

Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
mugGet the Retarded Fat Cockmug.

Retard

you
by PEENSUSAAAAAAH!! November 2, 2021
mugGet the Retardmug.

Retarded Eagle

the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.
there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle
by [HOON] April 8, 2020
mugGet the Retarded Eaglemug.

retard

someone who is fully mentally capable yet acts stupid
john:*bellyflops off of a high dive*
mark: john, youre a retard
by ilovechickenparm June 23, 2021
mugGet the retardmug.

retard

An offensive word used against disabled people, either able-bodied or not. This term is used against mentally and/or physically handicapped people. Such as people in wheelchairs, people with crutches and people with down syndrome or people with autism, dyslexia and other neurological disorders.

This word is often used on the internet by ableist 13 year olds who don't know any better.
13 year old boy on Youtube: retard
An actual smart person: Don't say that, it's offensive and used against disabled people.
by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021
mugGet the retardmug.

retard

a fortnite/gacha kid who wont shut the fuck up about their game
by freenootles January 19, 2021
mugGet the retardmug.

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