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Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
by Scandal123 July 31, 2010
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booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor."

"Man, that concession girl is cute."
"Dude!"
"Sorry, booth madness."
by Fill M. December 9, 2008
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Mads

Danish guy, whos name is an abreviation of mattheus.
Is a Handsome guy with a massive penis and extreme sex appeal.
Mads is normally given to a person who is destined to do great things and fuck bitches.
Mads is such a Handsome motherfucker that will fuck your girl if your not careful.
by Maximus69420 November 22, 2021
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MAD Humor

When a person says a "big word" in a sentence and repeats it afterwards in a higher tone.
"Ganto example ng MAD Humor. Hala ang sophisticated ng wording mo"
"SOPHISTICATED?!"
*namalo*
by Sardy June 20, 2024
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Mad Tab

An unusually strong, and often long-lasting, hit of LSD.
hey, why wont dave come out of the closet? Hes been in there for 3 hours singing to himself. RE: no worries, hes just on a mad tab.
by donkey more ass February 22, 2011
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Mad Vibin

(Noun)

1. To chill, be relaxed, or to go with the flow/Vibe.

2. To immerse yourself into a banger song that slaps your eardrums with joy.

3. A way to describe yourself after smoking large amounts of Marijuana.

• Frase is mostly used by young male adults that live in frats.
Dude, I'm mad vibin right now for sure.
by Masterdawg November 22, 2021
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mad jealousy

thats when someone is so upset and jealous they get so mad and do hateful evil stuff to a person and try to ruin their life, try to lock them up in prison , lie on him with the worst crimes like child rape, or say hes not real hes a robot or an artificial intelligence, say hes crazy or mentally ill or drunk or on drugs. and will do this non stop until one of them is dead or arrested forever. THIS ANGERS ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GODTHE CREATOR OF ALL SO MUCH AND PUNISH THIS PERSN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE
mad jealousy is killing our world and our future.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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