adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.

“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

“Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”

by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018

Nerd

A geek.

Someone who wears fake "nerdy" glasses.
Someone who wears suspenders, fake glasses, and bowties
Someone who thinks of themself as a nerd, yet cannot hold an intelligent debate.

That guys a total nerd

by Streamus November 13, 2022

Nerd Flap

The vagina of an extremely intelligent, educated, nerdy woman, preferably wearing glasses.

What do you want to do tonight bro? Man I really want to go find me some me some Nerd Flap!

Man I just landed a BAD bitch with a PHD! I'm officially upgraded to some Nerd Flap!

by TenMinusNine May 22, 2018

Wet nerd

Harvey

Your such a wet nerd

by Flat Eric April 23, 2021

nerd furter

noun - Someone who is a complete expert on everything referring to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, especially involving the character Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

That girl is such a nerd furter she owns a corset worn in the original stage production.

by 1337khaleesi July 1, 2016

Nerd Tears

"Nerd Tears" is basically another way of saying someone is "Geeking Out" particularly nerds that are fans of all kinds of pop culture rather it be fan service or nostalgic connections appearing in their favorite media.

"I know this is lame but I broke down into Nerd Tears when I saw Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker in the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series".

"Seeing the fan casting of John Krasinski as Mister Fantastic in Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was a dream come true, it brought me to Nerd Tears in the theater opening night".

by Butter Toons June 1, 2022