doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug. A miserable conscripted soldier who plays mobile legends all day and being useless and convincing random underage girls to break up with their boyfriends
Guy 1: "Have you heard? Lily just broke up with her boyfriene?"
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."
by Iliketoeatalotwkwkwkw January 30, 2022
Get the Qing Longmug. A Vietnamese/Chinese generally given to males who are big-brained. Long is quiet and invested in what he does, whatever it may be. Like most Asians, Long is gifted in comparison to his white counterparts. Although Long prefers going solo, he will not shy away from group scenarios or an opportunity to expand his social circle.
Random person: What's your name?
Long: Long
Random person: Lol?
Long: Long
Random person: LhOnGh (with an obvious accent)
Long: No, it's literally Long, L-O-N-G
Random person: :-o
*awkward silence*
Long: Long
Random person: Lol?
Long: Long
Random person: LhOnGh (with an obvious accent)
Long: No, it's literally Long, L-O-N-G
Random person: :-o
*awkward silence*
by foxynips October 13, 2019
Get the Longmug. That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."
#2: "...What?"
#2: "...What?"
by anonymous July 28, 2023
Get the Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screenmug. "i fucked your mum long dickstyle" - Marksi
by __iGhost August 10, 2022
Get the long dickstylemug. 
Originated from Indonesian idiom which means a person/an individual/a group who really likes to steal stuff and/or something; Person who has a tendency of being Kleptomaniac if not treated early.
1. Stay away from Helen, she has long hands!
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
Get the Long Handsmug.