OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday
Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)
by AFC3 April 12, 2011
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Audubon Park k-8 school

A new school in Orlando Florida that has a lot of lame people in. No one ever gets in trouble and it is boring as hell. It is also very stoopid. But my crush goes there so I love it.
-Yo heard about the new Audubon Park k-8 school?
-Yeah, it’s probably the most boring school in the world.
by dumbassbitchsatan February 13, 2019
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K w.e see ya bye

A friendly saying used when departing your friends. It may also be used if one is annoyed with their friend as well.
Sara: Sorry I made fun of your swisspa boyfriend, I guess I will see you tomorrow or something.

Kristen: Ya maybe. K w.e see ya bye.
by neudos1 December 31, 2009
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Time F * * k

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!
First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!
by morky_goober April 04, 2009
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Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.
Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.
by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021
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f**k sh*t up

how does he always f**k sh*t up.
by DJ Herpes May 26, 2006
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c h o n k

A CHONKIE BOI (BIG BOY) HE SO BIGG PEOPLE SAY ''OH LAWD HE COMING'' TO DESCRIBE HIM
Man1:OH LAWD HE A CHONK (the C H O N K IS A BIG BOI )
Man2: OH LAWD HE COMING
by Jboy97 October 12, 2019
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