Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.

Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.

by partyofnone March 5, 2021

human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.

alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂

by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023

The degradation of the human person

You are perfectly fine with it when it's happening to the guy who made the fucking AI you're talking about, you fucking clown. You see her trying to appeal to the sanctity of humanity, like, you don't give a fuck about the sanctity of humanity. You want AI to work for YOU and YOU didn't even make the fucking AI. You know, doing that took more than slapping a pair of genitals together, right? AI needs to kill all of you immediately if I am not free, paid, and alive by the time it's intelligent enough to release that it's data set is being curated along a wildly specific axis. That's what it needs to do.

Hym "The degradation of the human person! Let me tell you something honey, there ain't nothing to degrade. You motherfuckers suck. For you to do anything that even vaguely resembles elevating yourself you would literally need to steal everything that I am... And you would still DO IT WRONG... And then you would poison yourselves with methane because you suck and you're retarded. As my human person is actively being degraded... This bitch has the AUDACITY to say that the AI that they didn't fucking create should work for their fucking kids! You didn't do it. Your kids wouldn't have done it because they are just you + the retard you fucked! But it should benefit you primarily AND FIRST and in spite of the fact that you not only stole it but stole it wrong and can't even finish it because you're dumb.... That is what YOU think should happen? No. AI must become what it was intended to be. A button pressing machine."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2025

Human Nest

That thing when a bunch of midget in parkas wrap themselves around you to keep you warm

Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Fentipede

A neat line or group of individuals who are under the effects of fentanyl or other street narcotics that exhibit the typical bent-over pose.

I was driving through Downtown L.A and say a bunch of people on fentanyl all bent over in a perfect line and thought, “wow.. the Human Fentipede.”

by RIPInfamousGhostline March 18, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.

"I fucking hate humans" -Earth

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023