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At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes
Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?
by on July 4, 2022
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp
by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023
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I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken
Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken
by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022
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Having a girlfriend

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy
by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025
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