Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass…
by Spoking July 14, 2024
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Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
by Shnoiken September 08, 2022
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top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon February 07, 2018
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Roll hats

The phrase that should be used at least 12 times a day
Roll hats
Josh k: there’s been a second bus
Harry: roll hats
by e-boybeater April 18, 2023
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Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole
That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat
by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023
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Slouch hat

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.
P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
by Arbitrary Arbiter October 09, 2022
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butt hat

to sit on top of someone’s head

can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat
We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.
by butthat January 07, 2021
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