Best friend

A best friend is when you truly care about someone and how they feel both physically and emotionally, and when you are unconditionally determined to make them happy no matter what /:'-)

Underfell flowey: 🎶i know I'm not grave the way that I was I'm not strong I don't know if we'll make it out but.... "I'll be your best friend until the end"🎶 me: thank you... /:'-)

by Female sans September 1, 2017

Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018

worst friend

the friend who is trouble maker and use others as a shield to hide their mistakes, they are one of most lousy, pathetic and useless bum

maxi is the worst friend you can have because she is a trouble maker and useless bum.

by oliviakiss May 30, 2018

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.

Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".

by CheesyNoodlesYummy April 13, 2011

Crazy friend

A friend who is wild. The girl believes the BOY is beautiful and he flirts with him by calling him a “Crazy Friend”

Olivia- Your such a crazy friend Wavy JJ
Wavy JJ- thanks beautiful

by How's your knee? Gah May 20, 2019

Head friends

You and another individual gives head to each other with no feelings for each other.

You: “let’s be head friends”
Her: “Omfg!! Yess!”

by Kahlilpapa April 30, 2022