Five little happy stars

hey kid do you want a Weiner in your mouth? - sans undertale

guy 1:five little happy stars
sans undertale: hey kid do you want a weiner in your mouth?

by gayfaguwu August 29, 2023

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Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

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The five esses

Sometimes somethings seem sortove strange

Wow wasn’t she acting weird…I replied it’s the five esses…

by Siftech September 16, 2023

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five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

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five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

by m.slaty December 2, 2021

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