by All the Silly Gooses December 29, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. by Noah svensen April 8, 2019
Get the Ethan Bichlermug. When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.
Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.
by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022
Get the Ethanismmug. by Li_7wak November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏
Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.
He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.
And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…
Thank you for your time~!
Example of Ethan
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
Girl 1: He’s so HOT.
Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!
That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*
Ethan: …hot.
by xyzhij May 8, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. An Ethan Falls in love with girls generally named chay or himself.. he cant resist the sight of himself and a Chay.
by from meeeeee!!!! July 30, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. An ethan is the type of person who is chill all of the time, and loves golf. He is a lady lover and is nice and gives food to people
by Nate Boi January 29, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.