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Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012
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boneser

a boner resulting from looking at or thinking about the semi-attractive character Bones from the show of the same name
Man, did you see that episode of Bones last night? I was holdin back a boneser the whole time.
by pdidls April 4, 2009
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Sometimes you just gotta break some bones

(please let this go through, I wanna get her a mug for her birthday of this)
The catchphrase of the one and only Reilly Hilliard Danger Hughes

"I have had bones broken, and I too, have broken bones"
Steph: It's so annoying, I have so much work to do tonight, AS WELL as a swim meet.

Reilly: Well, sometimes you just gotta break some bones.
by ugottabreaksomebones January 29, 2019
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Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009
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corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.
Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.
by plumphobia March 17, 2021
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does louis know harry is in love with him
does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”
by this.is.a.family.show December 2, 2020
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