Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
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Bar Scraps

A lady that you will find at bars around 2-3 am when the bar is closing. These are the scraps that other males left behind but are still hoping to take one home.
“Did you see your buddy last night?” “Yeah he was out late going after bar scraps
by ScrapHouse96 December 31, 2023
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Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.
Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?
by John Henry Cabbott May 03, 2021
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Bar Modeling

The mathematical equivalent of a child riding a tricycle before switching to a bicycle, or using a float while learning to swim—using bar diagrams instead of forming algebraic equations to solve word problems.
Bar modeling, which is the heart and soul of the Singapore math curriculum, acts a bridge between elementary (or primary) math and middle school (or secondary) math—where concrete rectangles or bars are used instead of abstract variables for unknown quantities.
by Numerati December 28, 2024
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Char Bar

A bar inside someone named Charlie's chest
by random dudette who's gay March 30, 2024
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Retro bar

The place to go if you're looking to hook up with a gay/lesbian/bi young person in St.Helens. Especially on a wednesday night.
Gay man: I need me some bumfun, lets go retro bar.
by Sarah Abbott November 02, 2007
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towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
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