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wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
by bellevoix April 11, 2014
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diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.
Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.
by peter gazer January 12, 2018
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Wank

what alexander jankowski does every night to his mother
by FuckMeDaddy69420666 October 29, 2019
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Wank party

A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.
Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022
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wee b4 wank

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself
John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."
by bluscouttf2 December 9, 2023
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Pink Wank

To wank against/into a pussy
Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”
by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025
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joy wank

A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner
I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank
by kangoulius May 12, 2015
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