COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!
by FROGMAMA February 24, 2017

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by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
by Golden Sterling April 2, 2025

-an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.
by Bradgehog November 5, 2013
