Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard
Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.
by moocow52 May 11, 2015
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deep throat duck call

The quack sound that is made by the penis hitting the back of a girls throat while performing felatio that can attract nearby mallards.
my deep throat duck call is so good that the boys are taking me for a gang bang whilst hunting this duck season
by Christi_G August 18, 2017
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SUCKA DUCK ASS NIGGA

A BOY/GIRL WHO PUTS THERE SELF TO THE SIDE FOR THE PERSON THAT THEY ARE INVOLVED WITH
A YUH HEARD THAT DUDE SELL PHONE CUT OFF CUZ HE BOUGHT DAT BITCH SUM SHOES HE A SUCKA DUCK ASS NIGGA OHNNAHOOD
by YUNG COLD August 25, 2010
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donald trump duck

the thing nightmares are made of. protect your kids as much as possible from the trump. it is an internet sensation, sweeping the nation.
Oh god, i made a donald trump duck, oh god, what have i created.
by tempuracatguy July 01, 2016
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Wicked Weasel duck call

This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.
After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.
by wolfbait51 March 03, 2011
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acid off a duck's back

The opposite of water off a duck's back. An insult that you allow to cling to you and burn you like hell.
Don't dwell on insults. Research has found that acid off a duck's back yields very unfavorable results for the duck in question.
by spinaltapsoundguy January 07, 2010
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get your ducks in a row

If you don't get your ducks in a row, you won't get the project done.
by Expali November 19, 2016
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