by aaaannnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 10, 2020

Retard who ditched kenji hub after just a couple weeks of being created. He also wont pass ownership to Reject because hes a fucking idiot
by ThomasGreyHater June 19, 2021

by geminikid98 March 10, 2019

A Thomas is someone who appears as a very likeable and nice colleague at first sight. In reality he or she only pretends to be likeable and nice hoping that he or she will be able to dig up dirt on you which he or she can report to his superiors at work. A Thomas does this hoping that he will be able cash in his snitching credits in the future, for example when applying for a higher position.
- ''You're in no way qualified for that position!'' I know Danny, but maybe I can Thomas my way in...
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*
by DannyCaruso1988 February 26, 2021

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by Captain R Sole July 6, 2019

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
