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real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music. perfection exists.
by kudekeem March 27, 2024
mugGet the real.mug.

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
mugGet the Rewards are not realmug.

real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
mugGet the real poomug.

Real Fear

US Marshals, ICE, and BORTAC
by Deadboyyy November 29, 2021
mugGet the Real Fearmug.

real life

Real life is like a Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world.
by the random. July 25, 2022
mugGet the real lifemug.

For real

used in questions to express surprise or to question the truth or solemnity of what one has seen or heard.
"are these guys for real?"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
mugGet the For realmug.

Real

Real is a caring, calm, and loving man. He is faithful to his girlfriend or wife and always thinks about her Everytime of the day. He never gets tired of his girl. He is a fast-learner and could understand one's situation easily. Real is a wonderful man, a good sibling and son.
"I don't want you as my boyfriend, you're not Real. "
by aurelia. oncipen May 16, 2022
mugGet the Realmug.

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