El turd

El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”

He is an El Turd

by Happy20770 November 18, 2021

slippery turd

Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult

Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.

by irapidcrackpot March 04, 2024

Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 29, 2017

Turd burger

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019

Spoiled Turds

When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old

Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.

by Spoiled Turds January 04, 2023

Rage Turd

When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.

Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed

by TheMosher June 01, 2022

Turd Murdler

Someone who willingly litters knowing their trash will one day it will kill a turtle in the ocean.

Did you see that guy just litter?
Yep, hes a no good murd turdlin turd murdler.

by Mr Murd Turd April 30, 2021