by unicornrainbowsharts February 7, 2023
Get the turd mug.An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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That guy is a real turd bitch. He never picks up after himself, talks way too much, and thinks he knows everything.
by Cowboy77 January 8, 2024
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Get the scooter turd mug.A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
by Alex J September 27, 2023
Get the turd cutter mug.When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
Get the Turd Burgling mug.When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
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