emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat

Inside of Bucky Amory's sparkly hat, there is a smaller, more sparkly hat permanently glued to his head.

Bucky, lifting his hat to reveal a Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat: Does this answer your question?
Future:

Future: I didn't ask a question...

by frogthemangoguardian November 8, 2021

hat

a hat. it means nothing but a hat.

MacDonald: “it means ‘fucked up.’”
anyone with a brain: it’s a hat. it literally just a hat.

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya

Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Hat

An amazing girl, pretty body, skinny but with good boobs.

omg Hat boobs are really soft.

by Mmooommyy November 24, 2021