Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.
Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!
by arr1029384756 September 05, 2011
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Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.
by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017
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Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.
Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?
by That1guy555 January 11, 2024
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Rusty Gearstick

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.
'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'
by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016
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rusty beercap

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.
I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.
by b.diesel April 02, 2014
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Rusty Hotdog

The best One Grid server in the world
That's it I am done with the server my team is moving to Rusty Hotdog
by lencorp September 28, 2022
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Reverse Rusty

When someone doesn’t realize they’re not on mute while attending an online video call and talks to someone else or says something they weren’t intending the guests to head. Derived from pulling a “Rusty” where you talk on a video call but are on mute.
I pulled a Reverse Rusty on a call today and my coworkers heard me yelling at my dog.
by Bwellz May 31, 2022
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