get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)

You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.

by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022

social beef

Something you say to a kid when you got a shrimp dick

“You just social beef” -shrimp dick joe

by Ahhhh my dick fell off August 15, 2019

eyes are social distancing

when someone is cross eyed. describing someone who's cross eyed.

She's cute except her eyes are social distancing..

by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022

Club Social

It's a white cracker dick party. In some occasions, it's when people randomly throw white crackers at someone's face. In other moments, it's a group circle consisting of several self-propelled sausage fans. Either way, it's a lot of dicks spinning. Or a lot of crackers in the face.

I was on a bus with colleagues, heading back from a nice dinner, when all of a sudden someone initiated a club social. Next thing i know i'm getting hit in the face with some saltine motherfuckers.

by no buenos. May 21, 2022

Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.

Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.

by GlizzyDoll May 21, 2022

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2013

Catholic Social Doctrine

"Catholic is as sane as people get" ~ The Guy who had a pretty substantial mental breakdown before his death. Aron Ra one called Catholics "Mary-Worshiping Pagans" and I'd expound on that to say "Mary-Worshiping pagans who have afforded themselves and infinite number of cosmic mulligans yet afford 0 to everyone else."

Hym "So, what you can expect to get from anyone promoted by Jordan Peterson is someone who promotes a Catholic Social Doctrine. Or, for the layman, being ruled by Catholicism... Regardless of whether or not you're a Catholic... And if you don't accept his ethos... Your life CAN'T have any meaning... Because his ethos IS THE THING GIVES LIFE MEANING. You see how you have to assume his ethos ad hoc for his ethos to work? Which is why I told you all a while ago: Never vote for anyone that Jordan Peterson promotes. Or anyone who associates with him. Actively vote against them!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023