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Social Gravity

The force or influence that a social group exerts on your own integrity, drawing you to fit in with the crowd, even when you might not want to.
“I wasn’t going to clap, but the whole room stood up. Social gravity got me.”
by TalkieToaster October 4, 2025
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Creative social architect

Somethings that Only Joe Shmoe can do because he created the term.
I host The Morning Show with cohost. helping my cohost create their own identity to be able to build an empire of decentralized content. Therefore I am a creative social architect building from the ground up.
by JoeShmoe_xrp May 27, 2023
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Social speedster

A social speedster is someone who essentially 'speedruns' through their social media networks, which includes scrolling through their feed like a madman, liking posts with minimum forethought, reading all their PMs under a second, and clicking on one insta story after another without any pause in the middle.

Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.

Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.
Me: My friends are all social speedsters. You should see how blazing fast they plow their feeds and PMs. Every time I send a message and it gets read and they never reply back, I sometimes question my relationship with them, but then I remember "oh duh, they are social speedsters". Can't blame them entirely, as they are just trying to adapt to today's information-packed, attention-based media.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2020
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Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.
"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."
by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018
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Social Baby

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.
A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".
by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015
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social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook
i don't care if my social selfie is brocolli-art, or if it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma September 14, 2016
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Socially Disabled

This is something that is not commonly recognized, understood or researched.

To be Socially Disabled is an inability to be a sociopath, psychopath, liar, scumbag or any of the other traits which make people socially acceptable in modern society. The Socially Disabled find it impossible to be a completely shitty person. Socially disable people are honest, caring, loving individuals who emphasize on the importance of truth, human rights, morals and Ethics. A Socially Disabled individual will often have an unbiased point of view that is not compromised by the brainwashing of media, their family/friends or false teachings. Being Socially Disabled makes life difficult because socially disabled people often wish for the bes, although the reality is that the honest and ethical nature of the socially disabled makes them undesirable to the world run by rich sociopaths, psychopaths and control freaks.

Socially Disabled people are vulnerable because of all of the goodness they wish to see in this world. If you are socially disabled, you are talented, but you struggle to succeed in the world. Socially disabled people are harmless and are taken advantage of for strong moral beliefs in equality and hard work. Often people with this disability go through life experiencing endless amounts of traumas caused by all of the horrible people they will have to encounter in the workplace and in their daily lives. Socially Disabled people are the last truly good people in this world.
He never was able to hold a steady job because he was socially disabled.
The were socially disabled, so they had a blind trust.
She was obviously socially disabled, I don’t think that girl could tell a lie.

Jesus was socially disabled and they crucified him because he was not guilty of anything.
by NobodyCaresIamNobodyICare November 27, 2023
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