A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.
by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.
Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.
by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.
Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
by Aantazy January 2, 2018

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

by mysteryuser3426 March 18, 2019

a person who pretends to be your friend but goes behind your back and talks about you. they are usually somehow popular, but you know better to stay away from them. they will try to get to you and your friends, but just to make themselves feel better. you will often find them in school.
by wasdwasd123 February 25, 2019
