smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence

Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.

by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019

smoking tailpipe

When a man has anal sex doggy style while smoking a blunt, removes his penis from his partner, takes a big hit and blows it into his partners anal cavity. Then his partner farts out the smoke creating a "smoking tailpipe" effect.

Mike was having anal sex with Holly and blew his blunt smoke into her stretched out anus. When she farted after it looked like a "smoking tailpipe" of a car.

by nasty but true December 14, 2013

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

smoking a dingle

Popping a home made bong, made out of a drinks bottle a length of hose and a small metal socket for a bowl.

How about going and smoking a dingle mate?

by MrTydings May 3, 2018

Enough smoke for a fire

Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.

“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”

“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”

by Iced Liberal March 22, 2020

:smoke

See ::smoke

<brian12> the dude tried to sell me a pair of magic rings that would turn me immortal
<brian12> i asked his address and called the cops on him for fraud :smoke

... or ...

04:18 <P0tHe4d-007> rolling up :p
04:20 <P0tHe4d-007> here we go :smoke

by bustam04n December 5, 2010

Out for a Smoke

When you get a new whip and you take it out for a smoke

Hey Dan, have you take that new Merc out for a smoke

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 27, 2021