Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Rusty Rebel

Rusty Rebel is basically a "Rusty Trombone" but the person giving it hums the song Dixie Land/I wish I was in Dixie.

"She gave me a Rusty Trombone and started humming some southern song" - Dave
"Oh , she gave you a Rusty Rebel" - Pete

by Rebel Rat November 14, 2016

Rusty Sushi

The act of tongue punching an Asian person's fart box; similar to a Rim Job

I met this cute Japanese girl on tinder the other night and took her back to my place for some Rusty Sushi

by Rustysushiford December 19, 2021

Rusty Bennett

When an enlarged clitoris rubs across your nose and leaves a trail of slime.

Man, I was with the girl and she sat on my face and gave me a Rusty Bennett.

by Slapstick wordery February 29, 2024

rusty plusty

An old fat ass

He’s a rusty plusty, over the hill and as big as a mountain.

by rbmmblnd August 22, 2022

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 17, 2013