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Haves

A word dumbasses use when they don’t know how to spell has these are the kind of people to fail an English class despite it being their 1st language
Person1: Did you hear Gerald haves chlamydia?
Person2: it’s has you fucking idiot
by Dominique Wilkins January 17, 2022
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can i have a bite

A phrase used to ask for a small portion of food, but actually, the person saying it wants to to devour it. Often used jokingly or playfully among friends.
person 1: yo can i have a bite
person 2: oh yeah just a bite
person 1: (proceeds to EAT THAT SHI WHOLE)
by macedoniabest June 8, 2025
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i have depression so sad

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad
by jaia4life April 7, 2021
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If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
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It is a experience and new family made by my 77 family cousin. I think I have 3 rich cousin at Afghanistan maybe but I don't know.
I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
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We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy
Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
by Sexydimma December 6, 2024
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