Michael Phelps

a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.

"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."

by The Palaceoflove October 17, 2008

Michael Jackson

A nonce

That guys a Michael jackson

by Urban area is the most likely January 2, 2021

michael jackson bad

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".

"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne

by yungbuck January 4, 2016

Michael Hickenbottom

An editor of UrbanDictonary.com who has no brain in his stupid head.

Michael Hickenbottom is a cunt.

by MichaelHickenbottomIsQueer February 6, 2013

steven michael

An angry person that has yet to come out of he closet despite the fact that everyone suspects it.

Dude you know Steven Michael will joust a dude

by Realslinshady December 7, 2016

michael zhou

Gay ass fucking hoe on Plum Grove Subreddit

Ew it's michael zhou

by lm26 May 5, 2020

Michael Jennings

Michael Jennings are the worst people you will ever meet they are rude and will make u feel like ur all that just to get in ur pants they are horny pieces of shit and if u find one u need to drop them asap cuz they text hella girls and think they are the shit when in reality they have a small dick and some funky hair

Michael Jennings has a small dick

by Niggagbenas dansk September 30, 2019