by SkidMarkTatoo September 19, 2021

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good
Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge
Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

by Random Person on the Street February 7, 2023

A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey
Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out
Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack
Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack
by Wilddingo25 September 13, 2019

by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShiit September 19, 2021
