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11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day
bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay
by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024
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March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.
Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)
by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022
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March 19th

Yo you should give jessica your hoodie its march 19th
by Cami blbblblb March 18, 2020
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Marching Band

Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.
Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.
by JIF713 July 1, 2022
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March 24th

March 24th the international your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush owes you $10 day!
Emma: hey Ben guess what day it is!
Ben: kiss your bf day?
Emma: no silly! It’s march 24th. The day you give your girlfriend $10

Ben: ughh fine hende you go
by BirthdayGirl03 January 8, 2022
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Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them
by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024
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