light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

light fighter

Someone who stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, who opposes the seemingly overwhelming darkness in the world

that dude stopped that drunk asshole from beating that dog, like a true light fighter, giggity

by pilldickle May 13, 2024

Light market

The market of selling yourself knowingly, unlike the commonly known dark where identities are stolen.

This refers to clout chasers purposely putting half nude photos then acting as if the world is taking advantage of them, when in fact its themselves.

“Dude you seen this girls onlyfans? “
“Yeah she on on the light market.”

by Johnious Thibious August 2, 2022

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

Light work

To have an easy life, barely working but making a huge income whilst having a laugh, like an owner of a pizza company.

Josh: That week of shifting pizzas was actually light work

by Wildfire 2.0 August 1, 2022

Green the light

(Phrase can also be re-arranged)
to say "Light the Greens"

ay dog, I've been workin too hard, lets go light the greens.

by joshl6 April 7, 2005

put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017