Kentucky Road Rash

When two lesbians are scissoring and one of the lesbians shin grazes the other’s butthole and it happens to be a little dirty. The result is a poop stain on the shin.

Larissa was amazed that Savannah gave her Kentucky Road Rash.

by C Rob80 November 10, 2025

The Kentucky Highlighter

The act of shoving a highlighter up one's ass while they are asleep

"Me and Aydan gave will The Kentucky Highlighter!"

by maybejude November 12, 2025

Kentucky Buttfucker

Kentucky Bourbon, Fireball, Redbull.

Tell him we want TWO Kentucky buttfuckers, I can see everything in it from here!

by deenjiee November 27, 2025

Kentucky Fried Cuck

The Kentucky Fried Cuck (KFC) is when you get a bucket of chicken from KFC, sit in the corner of a room eating said chicken whilst simultaneously watching someone make love to your partner.

Person 1: “What are you doing tonight?”
Person 2: “I’m doing the Kentucky Fried Cuck.”

by Guc1er November 29, 2025

Kentucky Sober

Being Kentucky Sober means you don’t do anything a horse wouldn’t do. No alcohol or drugs except for ketamine.

Ron: “why are you doing a line you said you were sober!?”
Shelly: “I’m Kentucky sober, this is ketamine it’s for my depression”

Ron: “doing lines in the back of a Waymo will not treat your depression!”

by GSleazy445 January 5, 2026

Kentucky Nugget Wash

Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.

Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.

"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Kentucky Underducker

A depraved and wildly specific sex act involving fried chicken grease, a reversible Snuggie™, and at least one consenting party pretending to be Colonel Sanders. Typically performed in the deep South during thunderstorms or after a family reunion gets weird.

A form of emotional sabotage in which you lure someone into a fake kink scenario, then reveal mid-act that it’s actually a multi-level marketing scheme for hot sauce.

Bro I went over to her trailer for some light petplay and left covered in gravy, emotionally broken, and $80 into a buffalo sauce pyramid scheme."
"Damn, you got Kentucky Underduckered.

by OMWTFYB but Better April 2, 2025