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like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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Kentucky Moms Slay

K entucky
M oms
S slay
“I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
“Do you want to see my therapist..?”
by Erika&Zamira&Red July 5, 2023
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Kentucky plug

Plugging bloody holes with your thumb
She's on her period but I'll Kentucky plug it and go in the backdoor.
by Bigdabnug420 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When your girlfriend claims she can give you the "Kentucky Plug" it means she's a keeper, she's highly medically trained, and equally freaky XD so if anything happens I can guarantee she will put a thumb in it.
Woman: "hey baby, you wanna Kentucky plug tonight?"
Man: "of course! Ill go clean my barrel, and over pack my load"
by Skyler1 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Cornstalk

A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.
Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017
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Kentucky plug

Sex position. Has to be Scott (Kentucky ballistics) thumb and in some way there has to be slap rounds involved.
by Ak gut May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When your hitting her from behind after too much taco bell and you have to plug a leak with your thumb.
After ignoring his wife's warning about a funny stomach, Bill had to give her the Kentucky Plug to avoid ruining their brand new bed covers.
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