Kentucky tug-of-war

The act of sitting a woman down with her arms stretched out to her sides, two men put their penises inside the hand and proceed with inverse pelvic movements to jack themselves off, one wins round of Kentucky tug-of-war by shooting a load across the arm and into the woman’s ear.

“Yeah I convinced my brother to let his girlfriend give me and my friend a Kentucky tug-of-war, what? Hell no I didn’t explain what it meant.”

by Casual_as_Carbon August 10, 2024

Kentucky Backroad

Also known as Kentucky Back Road, is the action of having anal sex with a first cousin or sister.

It was a sleep over and I took my cousin down a Kentucky Backroad

by PicantLuis August 14, 2024

Kentucky pipe swap

The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.

My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant

by Beazer1994 August 16, 2024

Skid (Kentucky slang)

It means skid

Guy 1: Damn, she's a Skid (Kentucky slang)
Guy 2: Yeah, for sure

by skidman56 February 1, 2023

Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Kentucky Nugget Wash

Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.

Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.

"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Kentucky Underducker

A depraved and wildly specific sex act involving fried chicken grease, a reversible Snuggie™, and at least one consenting party pretending to be Colonel Sanders. Typically performed in the deep South during thunderstorms or after a family reunion gets weird.

A form of emotional sabotage in which you lure someone into a fake kink scenario, then reveal mid-act that it’s actually a multi-level marketing scheme for hot sauce.

Bro I went over to her trailer for some light petplay and left covered in gravy, emotionally broken, and $80 into a buffalo sauce pyramid scheme."
"Damn, you got Kentucky Underduckered.

by OMWTFYB but Better April 2, 2025