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Jacob

Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.
Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him
by Frankendorf April 12, 2019
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Jacob Fortin

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
Omg that guy is getting shoved into a locker, his name must be Jacob Fortin.
by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018
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jacob

jacob is the type of person that doesnt take his turn in monopoly and likes huge dick he is probably one of the gayest people in the world but sometimes he can be a homie when he isnt with his boyfriend. when he is with his boyfriend he likes to suck him off for hours
freind: jacob? what a fag

boyfriend: let me suck your dick daddy
by kaya shepard April 17, 2020
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Jacob

always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.
“Hey look it’s jacob”
“He’s probably hard right now
“haha”
by Daddy oofin November 22, 2021
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Jacob

by gottabedat1guy July 14, 2021
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Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn
"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."
by bigboychungas September 25, 2020
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Jacob Wordziak

When my friend Jacob is feeling kinda WORDY and he thinks he's spitting facts about reality but he is really just spittin.
My friend Ahmad is acting like he is Jacob Wordziak today.
by rigbydoesgames January 19, 2021
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