hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item

"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"

by doctor team and creepersons April 19, 2014

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.

My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.

by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021

hat

Sucking dick

A girl gave me hat last night.

by officialR3 January 5, 2018

Finger Hat

A crocheted hat for your finger while sewing

Always remember to put on your finger hat when sewing

by Small wise one November 17, 2025

Percy Green Hat

The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!

Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''

by whitekanu May 27, 2010

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012