A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.
Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 May 28, 2018
Get the human slothmug. by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019
Get the Human centipedemug. by Derpinson April 7, 2014
Get the human turretmug. 
Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.
Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.
Me: K den.
Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.
Me: K den.
Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!
by So... November 7, 2013
Get the human wikipediamug. What do you mean by Human trafficKing?
Think of it as the creation of the universe. That one human who later proclaimed himself as a king that was found guilty of doing an action called traffic is the Big Bang
And literally anything after that is the universe as we know it now
Loaded glock, newttons, dinasaurs, speed of dark, etc....
Think of it as the creation of the universe. That one human who later proclaimed himself as a king that was found guilty of doing an action called traffic is the Big Bang
And literally anything after that is the universe as we know it now
Loaded glock, newttons, dinasaurs, speed of dark, etc....
by EDR-bookOfLife November 22, 2021
Get the Human trafficKingmug. OH WOW! I WONDER WHY THAT IS HAPPENING! PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
Hym "Human Rights Watchlist!? Perish the thought! I mean, it's not like you have an American company very publicly manufacturing a mental illness around the guy who created AI (also very publicly) because you didn't think he could do it so you tried make a mockery of hym live streaming him while he poops and doing the weaponized schizophrenia he described to hym in a very public way! So why are we on a human rights watchlist though?"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
Get the Human Rights Watchlistmug.