Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

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Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018

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Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.

Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.

by sgegx April 17, 2018

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Head friends

You and another individual gives head to each other with no feelings for each other.

You: “let’s be head friends”
Her: “Omfg!! Yess!”

by Kahlilpapa April 30, 2022

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Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

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