A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
by Zeccede July 25, 2018
by colabear18 April 13, 2022
When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 20, 2025
Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach
Sebastian: Yeah
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach
Sebastian: Yeah
by The_facts March 27, 2019
Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
by Casper04 July 18, 2021
Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.
For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".
by TexasTea123 October 11, 2022
When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.
by Giggles the clown May 02, 2023