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Twat

A British term for someone who is just a silly little stinker
"Oi mate, you little twat, get o'er 'here, or I'll send you to the colonies. I love queen lizzy, tea, biscuits, crumpets, scones, yorkshire, and the town of sussex.

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

Not in this land alone,
But be God’s mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o’er.

From every latent foe,
From the assassin's blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er his thine arm extend,
For Britain’s sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!"
by laddie616 November 6, 2022
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Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.
An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.
by Damian the red September 29, 2011
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Twat

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!
by The urban project September 15, 2020
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Twat-Waffle

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.
by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018
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Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.
This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.
by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016
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Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.
A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.
by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011
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twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach
Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach
by Jayknee November 26, 2014
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