Best friend

That one person that you can have a whole conversation with without even opening your mouth

Yeah I know she’s upset, she’s my best friend

by Ksicroapio February 2, 2019

spite friending

Friending a person on FaceBook, that you don't like, just to keep up with them or get even with them

She was spite friending her high school enemies to to get to know their man

by Lyricalroger January 5, 2014

friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

by GayPotato October 18, 2017

Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.

I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)

by Gamer34 April 17, 2022

friend band

The boundary of a friendship. It refers to the type of relationship you share with a person and the subject matter/actions deemed acceptable.

A guy orders coffee at a new cafe and the Barista asks how many phone numbers he got last night. Guy says "Whoa! Outside the friend band yo!"

Bob and Sally are on a second date. Bob asks Sally "Hey Sally, what 'kinky' stuff do you like?" She replies "Our friend band hasn't stretched that far yet."

Best girlfriends of 6 years could say "Don't get offended, but its within our friend band for me to ask you this. Have you considered waxing your mustache?'

by thepretties&&thebrains January 9, 2011