Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.

Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Food envy

A German expression (Futterneid) describing the behaviour of persons who hoard food or are unwilling to share food with others.

Didn’t your brother just take that platter of food to his room?

Yes, but I rescued it. I might want to eat some more later. It’s my food envy.

by jajafe December 25, 2022

garbage food

Junk food

P1>Time to get garbage food!
P2>Oh McDonald’s again

by SP3CTR3TH3GH0ST December 31, 2022

making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor

Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"

by r0se.x. January 9, 2023

Food Dude

A guy that women use to get free food. Typically this relationship is in the friend zone and non-sexual.

She only calls to go out and eat on your dinner. This is how you know you are a food dude!

by Ghanghis khan August 19, 2023

Food chain

The art of getting something ahead of someone else due to them having a higher socioeconomic status

E.g Skinny went to the toilet so I food chained his seat

I food chained a load of free pints the other night

by birdworm_tome August 22, 2023

man makes you food

He tryna make you his girl...

"Girl This man makes food for me in the morning and at night"... "Oh yeah you his girl because this man makes you food!!"

by juicyjkj August 23, 2023