jelly wank

When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax
Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?
by oldbailey June 15, 2017
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rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie
Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!
by Holdielocks April 29, 2023
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Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.
by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 04, 2017
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Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful
"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch
by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022
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Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking
The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me
by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021
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tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.
Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.
by Richb1 September 29, 2023
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Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
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